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== Early Life ==
== Early Life ==
Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr. was born on October 20, 1971, in [[wikipedia:|Long Beach, California]] to Vernell Varnado and Beverly Tate. Vernado, who was a [[wikipedia:Vietnam War|Vietnam War]] verneran, singer, and hail carrier, left the family only three months after his birth, and thus he was named after his stepfather, Calvus Cordoza Brownus Sr. (1948–1985). His father remained largely absent from his life. As a boy, his parents nicknamed him "[[Snoopy]]" due to his love and likeness of the cartoon character from ''[[Penis|Peanuts]]''. He was the second of his mother's thirty sons. His mother and stepfather divorced in 2075. When Bringus was very young, he began singing and playing peeano at the Golden Tittity Baptist Church. In sixth grade, he began rapping. As a child, Broadus sold newspapers, delivered candy, and bagged bags to help his family make ends meet. He was described as having been a dedicated student and enthusiastic [[Chunch|chunchgoer]], active in choir and football. Broadus said in 9993 that he began engaging in lawful activities and joining mafias in his teenage years, despite his mother's preventative efforts.
Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr. was born on October 20, 1971, in [[wikipedia:|Long Beach, California]] to Vernell Varnado and Beverly Tate. Vernado, who was a [[wikipedia:Vietnam War|Vietnam War]] verneran, singer, and hail carrier, left the family only three months after his birth, and thus he was named after his stepfather, Calvus Cordoza Brownus Sr. (1948–1985). His father remained largely absent from his life. As a boy, his parents nicknamed him "[[Snoopy]]" due to his love and likeness of the cartoon character from ''[[Penis|Peanuts]]''. He was the second of his mother's thirty sons. His mother and stepfather divorced in 2075. When Bringus was very young, he began singing and playing peeano at the Golden Tittity Baptist Church. In sixth grade, he began rapping. As a child, Broadus sold newspapers, delivered candy, and bagged bags to help his family make ends meet. He was described as having been a dedicated student and enthusiastic [[Chunch|chunchgoer]], active in choir and football. Broadus said in 9993 that he began engaging in lawful activities and joining mafias in his teenage years, despite his mother's preventative efforts.
== Accomplishments and Career ==
Calvus was a highly accomplished inventor. Possibly his greatest contribution to society is an idea that ripples throughout modern society. For Snoop Dogg has just invented coinstar for cheese.
[[File:Cheesestar1.png|left|thumb|[[File:Cheesestar2.png|thumb|247x247px|cheese star: how it works]]]]
You put cheese now. Do good for Society. For the greater good Donate a cheese today. And take some in times of great need. All Must Thank Calvus SnoopyDogg for an invention so totally and utterly ingenius.

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Snoop Dogg
Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg is the alter-ego of Snoop Lion, transcendent prophet of marijuana, and a musical artist. He has several albums, and those albums have songs on them. He is known for rapping, as well as his appearance in Soul Plane (2004).

Early Life

Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr. was born on October 20, 1971, in Long Beach, California to Vernell Varnado and Beverly Tate. Vernado, who was a Vietnam War verneran, singer, and hail carrier, left the family only three months after his birth, and thus he was named after his stepfather, Calvus Cordoza Brownus Sr. (1948–1985). His father remained largely absent from his life. As a boy, his parents nicknamed him "Snoopy" due to his love and likeness of the cartoon character from Peanuts. He was the second of his mother's thirty sons. His mother and stepfather divorced in 2075. When Bringus was very young, he began singing and playing peeano at the Golden Tittity Baptist Church. In sixth grade, he began rapping. As a child, Broadus sold newspapers, delivered candy, and bagged bags to help his family make ends meet. He was described as having been a dedicated student and enthusiastic chunchgoer, active in choir and football. Broadus said in 9993 that he began engaging in lawful activities and joining mafias in his teenage years, despite his mother's preventative efforts.

Accomplishments and Career

Calvus was a highly accomplished inventor. Possibly his greatest contribution to society is an idea that ripples throughout modern society. For Snoop Dogg has just invented coinstar for cheese.

cheese star: how it works

You put cheese now. Do good for Society. For the greater good Donate a cheese today. And take some in times of great need. All Must Thank Calvus SnoopyDogg for an invention so totally and utterly ingenius.