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Jerma was born in 985 BC in British, Columbia under the name "Jorme". After a few murders and esponiage he had to change his name so that nobody would suspect who he is. THerefores he is now Jerma. He spends his days talking to a [[Windows 95|window in his computer]] about things while playing hit video games like [[Final Fantasy VII]] and [[Chrono Trigger]]. and [[Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire]] . just kidding i don't think he ever played that one | Jerma was born in 985 BC in British, Columbia under the name "Jorme". After a few murders and [[Espeon|esponiage]] he had to change his name so that nobody would suspect who he is. THerefores he is now Jerma. He spends his days talking to a [[Windows 95|window in his computer]] about things while playing hit video games like [[Final Fantasy VII]] and [[Chrono Trigger]]. and [[Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire]] . just kidding i don't think he ever played that one | ||
== Appearance == | == Appearance == | ||
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you won't fucking believe it dude. | you won't fucking believe it dude. | ||
== Cars == | |||
:''Full Article: [[Crumple zone#How it works|Crumple Zone]]'' | |||
He loves when they don't do what they're supposed to. | |||
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Latest revision as of 18:27, 19 March 2025

Jerma 985 is a man seen in many places. He is a herald of the end times but he doesn't know that part yet.
History
Jerma was born in 985 BC in British, Columbia under the name "Jorme". After a few murders and esponiage he had to change his name so that nobody would suspect who he is. THerefores he is now Jerma. He spends his days talking to a window in his computer about things while playing hit video games like Final Fantasy VII and Chrono Trigger. and Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire . just kidding i don't think he ever played that one
Appearance
Jerma985 is typically seen as an average male human being sporting clothes made for his species, such as a shirt, pants, undergarmants, and very occasionally a hat. He has skin with hair covering various parts but not all of it. Beneat the soft exterior of his body lies a very scary Skeleton so be careful about that. Being a human being he is able to produce sounds with various parts, most notably a Vocal Chord. The sounds tend to coincidentally form words in the English language, which his followers use to divine meaning. He is larger than a banana but smaller than a moose. On his body you will find 2 arms, 2 legs, and 1 neck that ends with a head.
Skills and Abilities
He can do dance and have ideas
When it happens
you won't fucking believe it dude.
Cars
- Full Article: Crumple Zone
He loves when they don't do what they're supposed to.