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== History ==
== History ==
Jerma was born in 985 BC in British, Columbia under the name "Jorme". After a few murders and esponiage he had to change his name so that nobody would suspect who he is. THerefores he is now Jerma. He spends his days talking to a [[Windows 95|window in his computer]] about things while playing hit video games like [[Final Fantasy VII]] and [[Chrono Trigger]]. and [[Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire]] . just kidding i don't think he ever played that one
Jerma was born in 985 BC in British, Columbia under the name "Jorme". After a few murders and [[Espeon|esponiage]] he had to change his name so that nobody would suspect who he is. THerefores he is now Jerma. He spends his days talking to a [[Windows 95|window in his computer]] about things while playing hit video games like [[Final Fantasy VII]] and [[Chrono Trigger]]. and [[Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire]] . just kidding i don't think he ever played that one


== Appearance ==
== Appearance ==
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== When it happens ==
== When it happens ==
you won't fucking believe it dude.
you won't fucking believe it dude.
== Cars ==
:''Full Article: [[Crumple zone#How it works|Crumple Zone]]''
He loves when they don't do what they're supposed to.
[[Category:Animals]]

Latest revision as of 18:27, 19 March 2025

Jorme "Jerma985" Joremson

"Chat, no. I'm not going to"
STATUS: IMMORTAL
Years active 2008-2185
Occupation Entertainer
Fighting style The Noise
Favorite food Raid: Shadow Legends
Major arcana XII The Hanged Man
Charisma 15 (+2)
Drops Small Healthpack
Jerma985 in his natural habitat

Jerma 985 is a man seen in many places. He is a herald of the end times but he doesn't know that part yet.

History

Jerma was born in 985 BC in British, Columbia under the name "Jorme". After a few murders and esponiage he had to change his name so that nobody would suspect who he is. THerefores he is now Jerma. He spends his days talking to a window in his computer about things while playing hit video games like Final Fantasy VII and Chrono Trigger. and Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire . just kidding i don't think he ever played that one

Appearance

Jerma985 is typically seen as an average male human being sporting clothes made for his species, such as a shirt, pants, undergarmants, and very occasionally a hat. He has skin with hair covering various parts but not all of it. Beneat the soft exterior of his body lies a very scary Skeleton so be careful about that. Being a human being he is able to produce sounds with various parts, most notably a Vocal Chord. The sounds tend to coincidentally form words in the English language, which his followers use to divine meaning. He is larger than a banana but smaller than a moose. On his body you will find 2 arms, 2 legs, and 1 neck that ends with a head.

Skills and Abilities

He can do dance and have ideas



When it happens

you won't fucking believe it dude.

Cars

Full Article: Crumple Zone

He loves when they don't do what they're supposed to.