Crumple zone
The crumple zone is the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING about cars, I mean have you SEEN those things? lmao FUUUUCK that's some good shit. it just CRUMPLES LMAO
Why crumple?[edit | edit source]
Crumple zones are necessary to the function of a car. The crumple zone allows the car to crash without transferring all the force of the crash directly into its passengers. Therefore, it's extremely important that, if you want to crash a car, it has a HUGE crumple zone. Also, it makes the car look funny after you crash it. It's REALLY important to have a funny car that you can crash good. Burnout 3: Takedown taught me this.
Why crash?[edit | edit source]
lmao have you SEEN car crashes? play a video game, boot up GTA 4 and get in some damn CRASHES, your car looks so damn funny when it happens, and if you keep doing it it only gets better! here's some types of crashes to help you understand.
Car crash[edit | edit source]
A car crash is when a car crashes into another car. Two cars crash with each other and get in a car crash, and they have crashed. it's VERY cool.
Baby crash[edit | edit source]
If you crash into a baby it goes flying, you gotta see it
Strange crash[edit | edit source]
A strange crash is when REDACTED
Sugar crash[edit | edit source]
I'm eating Hostess™ Donettes™ right now, I am preparing for this.