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=== 2000s ===
=== 2000s ===
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|John Cena
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|[[File:John cena missing person report.jpeg|frameless|258x258px]]
|2003-06-26
|26-06-2003
|John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased.
|John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased.
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Latest revision as of 19:09, 20 November 2024

This article is too dependent on familiarity with Kirby lore. It contains spoilers for games leading up to Kirby: Return to Dreamland.
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This list of unusual deaths includes distinct, tinct or extremely funny circumstances of getting fucking owned (dying) recorded throughout history, noted as fucking up someones tumy from laughing too hard

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Name of person Image Date of death Details
John Wrestling Cena 26-06-2003 John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased.