User:Delta

Delta is a dragon with a fat butt and also w plane. vroom nyoom etcetera

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used to be a lotta different things before settling on planedragon.

the beautiful ways in which Delta's brain works

Despite being being pretty smart Delta can also be a huge fucking idiot sometimes. the following list is a compilation of things that Delta used to believe, before being corrected, alongside any known reasons she expressed

• Eating too many hard boiled eggs in a single day will cause you to choke and die on the yolks
  • thaught to her by her mom, because she loves hardboiled eggs and her mom wanted to make sure the whole family could eat hardboiled eggs on Easter. Belief further exacerbated by her observations on salads usually only containing up to two eggs
  • "i just thought they were being considerate! like of how many eggs you can safely eat per day. yknow because of the choking hazard of eggs! it made sense to me!!
• forgot or never learned that frogs have skeletons.
  • Thought it was similar to cartilage. thought tadpoles didn't have skeletons at all. Spent literally 20 minutes during Anthrocon 2025 looking at frog skeletons in bewilderment.

• thought that they made cadmium and tritium (from periodic table) up for no mans sky
  • but to my defense emeril isnt real they DID make that one up
• thought that bellows (the wind making thing they use for fireplaces) was a musical instrument
  • theres musical instruments that use them though and thats why i saw them in the music class classroom
  • also in skyrim they look like theyre playing music with them
• thought that hideo kojima made krushchev up for metal gear solid 3
  • additionally, thought that the president in mgs3 ALSO was made up (its lyndon b johnson)
• thought that you make root beer in a big cauldron like witches do
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fucking quotes

• "when they gave me sloppy to- WELL IT WASNT SLOPPY they were really good at it" -delta, talking about blowjobs
• "It's not cruel and unusual to eat someone, especially a bird" -delta, defending her position of eating The End's parrot spotter
• "Oh, they can shoot missiles." -delta, talking about metal gear
• "im so fucking smart. im SO FUCKING. GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES. IM SO FfFFFFFFffffUCKING SMART." - delta, finding a cool ladder setup in death stranding at the collector
  • "AAAA FSGS FUCK SHIT" - delta, falling off of the other side of the exact opposite cliff of that exact cool ladder setup, moments later