Dead
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Well, looks like that's it.
You've yeed your last haw.
Story's over.
End of the line.
💀You're dead.💀
...Well, now what?
Lucky for you, there's still plenty to do when you're dead.
For example, you can:
- Decompose
- Deteriorate
- Push Up Daisies
- Pass Into Obscurity
- Live On In The Memories Of Others
- Let Your Legacy Guide Those Who Would Follow In Your Footsteps
- Feed Worms
- Rot
What, not enough for you?
Well, tough luck, buddy.
Because you're dead.
Besides, there's much worse places to be.
How did you die, you ask?
Well, I don't know the particulars.
People die in all sorts of crazy ways.
But the number one cause of death is having your HP reduced to zero.
I'd try to avoid that if I were you.
Stop hanging around dangerous enemies and stuff.
...Though I guess it's a little late for that now.
Oh well.
...
Okay, yeah, being dead sucks.
So I'm going to let you in on a little secret.
It's something an old friend of mine taught me about.
Basically you can go back to life,
But as something entirely different.
Based on how you nice you were, or something.
This stuff is beyond me, so I wasn't paying a lot of attention.
But if you're truly unhappy with being dead,
And really want to go try something else,
You can give reincarnation a shot.