Sports 3

⚽	Sports 3 is still in the Proposal phase. For more information, see Sporticode Consortium.

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Sports 3 is a proposed list of new sports under the standardization rules of the Sporticode Consortium. This proposal is spearheaded by Hideo Kojima, and is still taking submissions for new sports for the next version update. This version will supersede Sports 2.

List of sports included in Sports 3

Players 2 were faulty, so Sports 3 will only be played by animals

• Struggle Bat
• Basketball 3
• Super Uber Rugby
• StarCraft
• Trennis: Treurnamenet Tredition
• Metal Train Table
• Kiing
• Speed Pacifism
• Build-In-Box DUPLO® Sets
• Racing 3
• Plastic Airplane
• Hogskin
• Football: Definitive Edition: Director's Cut Turbo EX Target® Edition
• Baseball 2 again
• Digg
• Fuckball: Extreme Cum Edition
• T'chklo Snoutbreaking
• Extreme Beach Trennis
• Challenge Pooping
• Metroid Prime Pinball

Rating

NOTE: The UK government requires that you submit to age verification to play certain proposed Sports 3, such as Build-In-Box DUPLO® Sets.

Sports 3 is rated CR (Car Rental), or PEGI 25+

Conception of Sports 3

Jack Sports

Main article: Sporticode Consortium

Sports 3 was born of Hideo's will to see what sports would look like if everyone was hopped-up on oxytocin the entire time. Jack Sports had recently died, and in his will he set aside a number of his assets to create the Sporticode Consortium. This ensured that Kojima would not be working on Sports 3 alone, giving him the resources and structure to involve other Sports 2 fans in an unprecedented way. Many of Sports 3's proposal sports are from anonymous Sporters seeking to leave their legacy on Sports for the rest of time.

CEO of the Sporticode Consortium

The new CEO of the Sporticode Consortium, Blinx, has no prior experience with Sports, but everyone loves him, so nobody questions it. Members of the Consortium include:

• Klonoa
• The Bitchspacian Chunch
• Chief Minister Shivaji Rao
• Environmental Protection Agency
• Video Kojima
• Project M
• Gryphon Spade
• Goro Majima

Sports 4

Main article: Sports 4

Hideo Kojima has stated that he is developing Sports 4 for some reason, despite not having finished this one. It will also start a new trilogy of Prequel sports, telling the stories of all the Sports 3s that we know and love, and how they came to be.