Lorde
| Lorde | |
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| "Awoooooo" | |
| STATUS: ALIVE | |
| Years active | 2009-present |
| Occupation | Professional New Zealander |
| Fighting style | Falling |
| Favorite food | Larde |
| Major arcana | II THE HIGH PRIESTESS |
| Charisma | 18 (+4) |
| Drops | from the sky |
Ella Marija Lani Bernice Jaqueline Samwise Gherkin Anakin Yelich-Whipit-Quackers-O'Conner & Sullivan, known professionally as Lorde, is a New Zealand singer-songwriter, heavy object, and title of nobility. She is known for her unconventional style of pop music and ability to crush Homsar.
First appearance
Lorde first appears in Strong Bad Emails #2 "Homsar," in which viewer Vinnie C. asks Strong Bad, "If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him?" Strong Bad does so by walking outside and dropping a Heavy Lourde upon him. Lorde's name is comedically misspelled in this scene as Lourde, as the brothers Chaps knew she would go on to have a successful music career. She would undergo a heavy redesign before her next appearance, which she still retains to this day.
Last appearance
I saw Lorde digging through a trash can in San Francisco. She was polymorphed into her raccoon form. I know it was her because I was on a lot of drugs at the time and they let me talk to the raccoon and they said "I'm Lorde" and then attacked me. I wasn't able to catch her but if anyone in San Francisco sees Lorde or a raccoon let me know because I've got some bad news about the rabies test results.
