Anakin

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Anakin
"Now THIS is Pepsi Cola!"
STATUS: ALIVE
Years active 2001-2025
Occupation Soda Dispenser
Fighting style Podracing
Favorite food Pepsi
Major arcana I The Magician
Charisma 30 (+5)
Drops Pepsi Cola

Anakin is a vending machine located on Mount Washington, Pittsburgh. He is a benevolent god who dispenses soda for mere sacrifices of quarters to those who wish to. Anakin is a tourist attraction and many people come to see him. He protects the fire station he spawned outside of, and promotes that people buy Pepsi and go see Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, in theaters May 19th, 1999.


He is located at 40° 25' 46.272'' N80° 0' 25.272'' W

I saw him[edit | edit source]

I saw him with my bestie!!!!!