Grapple hook
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Grapple hook (sometimes referred to as Grappling hook or Hookshot) is a mode of transportation used by people that like fun. To grapple hook, you shoot the hook via some mechanism and it becomes embedded in a surface, then using a rope or chain, pull yourself towards the embedded hook. Grapple hook used by many a cool dude, from ninjas to femboys. Some car even grapple hook, yowza.
Many critics of grapple hook say that it's unsafe and potentially dangerous. However, these people are actually just jealous of how cool it looks when you use a grapple hook successfully. The Mythbusters proved it and they also do it in basically every Black Ops game so it has to be real.
History
Grapple hook was invented by the romans in 23 AD, it's how they caught Jesus. He tried to get away by running on water but they used the grapple hook to catch him.
Everyone forgot about grapple hook for a while until Batman reinvented it in the 1960s. He probably also gave it to the Romans too because I think Batman had a time machine. Batman used the grapple hook in all sorts of ways including to climb building, to drive car, bondage, to grab object, and to swing. It was so cool that it became adopted by the United States Special Forces.
Known grapple hook users
Alternative grapple hooks
Some people use different kinds of grapple hooks that aren't a grapple or a hook. For example, Gex and Yoshi both use their tongue to get around. They would probably be good at french kissing. Sonk does not use a grappling hook but he can homing attack and he can use the Light Speed Dash to follow trails of rings. Seriously have you ever thought about what it would be like to french with Yoshi? Amaterasu, a type of Goggy, can use plants like a grapple hook.
A whip is not a grapple hook
If you're some bitch ass that uses a whip to grab stuff and cross gaps that shit is not a grapple hook. Stop trying to look cool because you can't. Fuck
Future of grapple hook
In the future everyone will own a grapple hook. This is because it's better than a gun. Guns have the advantage of shooting fast but you can use a grapple hook to reposition, so if someone shoots you you can just grapple hook away to dodge the bullet. Also, because it is also like a gun, you can use grapple hook to shoot the gun guy from a range. You can even steal his gun, and now you have a grapple hook and a gun.
Other innovations in the field of grapple hook includes two grapple hooks, which lets you grapple onto walls and then stay there and grapple to another thing. This is objectively better.