Game clam
The gameclam is the hottest new console of 2020. It was annaounced at 3E. World premiere. It will be able to play online!
Specifications[edit | edit source]
the game clam has 20 gb hard drive space and a slot for the pearls. But no ram. It is capable of very impressive graphics. Such as lil wayne
The controller prominently features the gameclam's patented Slappable Buttons. and denim padding in case the player tries to break the controller.
there is also a vent on the controller to de-heat (or cool) the controller and heat the player. And release smells. This is because there is very powerful technology in the controller like databytes. Megabytes and gigabytes. And the EyeToy 2. With it mario can do his special kick.
the eye toy 2 gives players the ability to see
History[edit | edit source]
The game clam corporation was started in 1831 italy by stun philps. He and his elite team of pearl divers collected pearls from the deep antarctic ice. Upon ingesting the pearls the clam divers gained many powers. Rumors have it that these powers have gotten into the console
Now days highly trained engineers retrieve consoles and pearls from the ice. One or two emerges every week. CEO mister white claims the company has acquired over 100 game clam consoles. You cannot buy them with money
Lawsuits[edit | edit source]
There have been multiple lawsuits around the world from Sony and Microsoft against the Game Clam. They are all afraid.
The X box series X and playstation fiv5 have both been cancelled because the gameclam destroyed them. They are no more.
Backwards compatibility with the Seafood Entertainment System[edit | edit source]
the seafood entertainment system is not an official Game Clam product. Youre stupid
Evolution[edit | edit source]
Gamers have evolved over the years to play Game Clam.
The early "Long Gamer" was not able to smell the controller's smells. This is detrimental to the playing of the game
The long gamer was soon replaced by the Underground gamer. He too was eliminated for he could not slap the buttons.
Eventually the Big Gamer emerged. He was the first gamer capable of fully experiencing the Game Clam experience
Games[edit | edit source]
Unlike the playstation there are games on the gameclam. There inclde
- Gran the real driving simulator
- Shadow man by Acclaim Entertainment
- Super Smash Brothers Brawl (you can play as Luigi)
- God of War 2
- Kinect Adventures