Pokémon X and Y

Pokémon X and Y is the new pokemon game after Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 but before Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. like ORADS it has Mega Evolution and was made specifically for Citra. Unlike orass It does not have swampert though. It also doesnt have team hot rocks or team wet or whatever they are. It is considered a 9/10 game for its 3d world and online features.

Online and offline features[edit | edit source]

there are many good features in this game. For the first time ever you can pet your pokemon. But only in this one and Sun and Moon and Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon. Ha i fucking lied you can do it in oras too. There are many things this does that are kind of stupid

Your pokemon can cure themselves of status effects for some reason if you pet them
Your pokemon can survive attacks with 1 hp for some reason if you pet them
Your pokemon can cry
Youyr pokemon level up faster

yuo can customize your trainer finally this is like actually really cool And then you can't do it in omega ruby or alpha sapphire. also the guy trainer gets less options and that sucks a lot

You can trade on the internet now. Not anymore though.

You can battle on the internet now too i think. Not anymore though.

What the fuck is an o-power

Setting[edit | edit source]

this game is in a place kind of like france. i dont like it.

There is this place called lumiose city and its really big and stupid. There are cafés and things.

Settings[edit | edit source]

There are many settings you can change in the game. You can change:

Whether sound is mono or stereo
The text speed. This can be Fast. OR normal or slow.
Whether the battle mode is shift or set. This one is weird
Button Mode. this one lets you use the l button as a for some reason.
Battle background. There are lots of these things such as
- Default (This one is boring)
- Red (This one is red)
- Blue (This one is blue)
- Pikachu (Yellow)
- Starters (These are called first partner pokemon)
- Eevee (This is not a first partner pokemon)
- Monochrome (This is a color scheme)
- Stickers (These are a funny type of thing that goes on things)
- Tatami (This is a funny type of thing that goes on the Floor)
- Floral Print (This is flowers)
- Elegant (This is dumb)
- Tall Grass
- Polka Balls (This is a type of balls)
- Cockpit (oh good heavens theres penice)
- Carbon (This goes in the sky)
Battle Effects. This turns on some animations or not.
I think there are some more.

Characters[edit | edit source]

following series traiditon therer are many characters in this game. Theres thje

Calem[edit | edit source]

he picks the bad pokemon and then you kill him.

Lice Answer[edit | edit source]

This guy is the leader of Team hot. His party is also very bad.

Professor stickamore[edit | edit source]

he gives you a bulbasaur. thats about all he does really. Under specific circumstances may give you a Charmander or a Squirrel. this is still being researched

Old guy[edit | edit source]

hes a gym leader he uses grass types and is bad at it.

Mr. Bondage[edit | edit source]

he tells you to go online. also he's plural thats kind of cool i think

Tyler[edit | edit source]

Clemont[edit | edit source]

hes some nerd. he is notable for being the only gym leader that was a little bit difficult

Wulfric[edit | edit source]

THis guy is also a gym leader he uses ice types and is very bad at it.

The elite 4[edit | edit source]

These guys are all like gym leaders and are all very bad at it too.

the FUCKIGN Pokémon finally[edit | edit source]

Like other gamesi n there series theres lots of pokemon

The goose[edit | edit source]

the goose is much easier to get in Pokémon X. This makes it the superior game by far. h the goose is still pretty obtainable in pokemon y so the discrepancy isnt nearly as bad as it is in Other games. Thanks to its erratic leveling curve and the fact that the pokemon league are garbage in this game the goose is capable of sweeping the entire elite four. Probably