Chunch
A Chunch is a place of whoreship, usually large, where God comes down and anoints all his followers with his salty load of blessings. People of all religions go to Chunch, sometimes up to eight days a week, as they develop a reliance on the blessings to survive.
Functions
Chunch serves an integral purpose in a functioning society. As a place of worship, it is highly regarded as a place where people can go to achieve nothing in particular. Chunch is unique from other places of worthship, in that it can sometimes give people superpowers, transendence, or radiation poisoning.