List of unusual deaths

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This list of unusual deaths includes distinct, tinct or extremely funny circumstances of getting fucking owned (dying) recorded throughout history, noted as fucking up someones tumy from laughing too hard

20st century

nobody ever died before 2000 sorry. thats what y2k was bout acutally

21st century

2000s

Name of person	Image	Date of death	Details
John Wrestling Cena		26-06-2003	John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased.
Mario Mario		19-10-1985	goomba
John "Forklift" Kennedy		22-11-1963	On November 22nd, 1963, Forklift's head "just kinda did that" during a political trip to Dallas, Texas. The cause of this event is unknown to this day. A common theory is that he tried to rotate an apple in his mind, but his brain couldn't handle it, hence it just "doing that". This theory, however, is unconfirmed.
DemetriusGoodchi		16/03/2025	died by having his balls cut off and the resulting ligma infection veritasium youtube died a horrible and painful death because he suffocated to died which he filmed on yoyutube
The Pope		4/20/2025	Got too high lol
Arthur "Jellybeans" Morgan		7/11/1904	Died of ligma before passing on his wish to invent sports to John Sports
This Fucking Guy		i dont fucking remember dude	got sucked up by the slide and never came out. presumably has been eaten by the slide
Julius Caesar		The Ides of March	He got fucking stabbed. What a loser.