Team Fortress 5

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Team Fivetress

Team Fortress 5 is an upcoming game by Valve Software for the Nintendo Switch 2. Set in a dark future timeline where Overwatch was an actually good and fun and successful game that people like for more than just the SFM porn, nine unique and deadly mercenaries from all across the globe must band together to kill each other repeatedly for some reason that will be revealed in an animated collaboration with Netflix that gets two episodes before petering out and being removed from the service after a year.

Characters

  • Clairen

    Clairen

  • Fresno Nightcrawler

    Fresno Nightcrawler

  • Pyro

    Pyro

  • Wikipe-tan

    Wikipe-tan

  • The first guy from Weezer

    The first guy from Weezer

  • Sickly Pikachu

    Sickly Pikachu

  • Martin Van Buren

    Martin Van Buren

  • my annoying cousin Richie

    my annoying cousin Richie

  • Random

    Random

Reception

"FUUUUUUCK!!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!!!!" -ign

See Also

Recency Bias

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