Robert Copert
| Robert Copert | |
|---|---|
| |
| "This is a police. You are in trouble." | |
| STATUS: TRASH CAN | |
| Years active | 1974-2025 |
| Occupation | Bastard |
| Fighting style | Police Brutality |
| Favorite food | Gerber Life Grow Up Plan |
| Major arcana | IV THE EMPEROR |
| Charisma | 9 (-1) |
| Drops | +30 bullets pickup |
Robert Copert is a movie series about titular character Robert Copert (Played by Robert Copert). He is the brother of Stephen Copert. The series is defined as action schlock with an emphasis on Unbecoming Human. The series is is the antithesis to Detroit: Become Human.
Synopsis
Robert Copert is an autistic man who's special interest is "police". The films follow him while he is stimming and preforming his comfort activities, which include countless acts of violent murder against criminals. While stimming in the city of detoit, Robert is gunned down by a group of upstanding citizens. His is then Unbecome Human, as he is forced to wear a dismantled trash can and forced back into "police" after his death, making him the only good cop, because he is dead.
Robert Copert (1976)
The first film in the Robert Copert series follows the origins of Robert, covering his death and the stapling of the trash can onto his body. After his murder, Robert seeks out to commit violent acts against another completely unrelated group of people, namely a GameStop employee named "Keith" for selling him a scratched copy of Madden '05.
Robert storms the GameStop and guns down several employees, confronting Keith, who refuses to give him a refund. Robert then crushes his balls. Everyone laughs and cheers and Robert is hailed as a hero as GameStop stock prices plummet and their Funko Pop wall is torn down by a hoard of ravenous children.
Robert Copert 2: Lost in New York (1990)
Robert Copert 2: Lost in New York takes place several years after Robert Copert, in which Robert goes to New York and gets lost. He eventually finds his way back home.
Along the way he meets a wacky cast of characters, such as Dave.
Robert Copert 3: The Island of Lost Toys (2006)
Robert Copert 3: The Island of Lost Toys takes place a few days after the events of Robert Copert 2. Robert once again finds himself stimming, but this time, the police department is on strike, and he crosses the picket line because police is his special interest. The police union doesn't like Robert for doing this, so they send him to the Island of Lost Toys. Robert is then trapped forever, and he is not heard from ever again.
Robert Copert: The Video Game (2006)
Robert Copert: The Video Game came out in Febuember of 2006. The game takes place before Robert Copert 2, and Robert has his ball-crushing ability he gained at the end of the first movie. The plot follows Robert as he solves crime.
Robert Copert: Detoit (2024)
In 2024, some guy made Robert Copert: Detoit for the Playstation Four, Xblock, and Nintendo TS. The game follows Robert as he solves crime.