Wario
| Wario | |
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| STATUS: WARIO | |
| Years active | 1984-today |
| Occupation | Game Developer |
| Fighting style | Shoulder Bash |
| Favorite food | Garlic |
| Major arcana | XII THE HANGED MAN |
| Charisma | 6 (-2) |
| Drops | A Real Stinker |
Wario is an internationally renowned video game developer, entrepreneur, and wanted criminal. He is the brother of Mario and husband of Waluigi.
Interests
Wario likes the following things
- Money
- Garlic
- Other people's money
- Gaming
- Shoulder charge
- Pizza Tower
- Sodomy
- Haberdashery
- Punching black blocks so hard they explode
Despite being single, Wario is not interested in a relationship. We don't know if he can have sex.
Wario in the media
Wario first appeared.
Here's wario's most famous media file, wario3.wav.
Wario3 is most famous for killing Shinzo Abe as soon as someone played it in a crowd during a political event.
Wario Land
Wario Land is a place where you can go for more Wario content. There's a few of them, here's the wario lands in order
- Wario Land 2
- Wario Land 4
- Wario Land Shake It
- Pizza Tower
- Anton Blast
You should try it.
Wario Ware
See Dreams of Aether.
Michael Game
Michael Games are the kinds of games that you would find in a Wario Ware. Nobody knows who he is, I think the game is about finding out who Michael is.
Marriage to Waluigi
In 2014 Wario married his long-time life partner Waluigi in the state of New Jersey.
Death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPUamDu0p-w
Controversy
Wario is very controversial.