Nintendo

Nintendo are a clan of Japanese vampires that sap the life from unwitting victims by making alright video games. Some people think they make good video games like pokemon but those are actually made by a different company. Instead, they make bad video games like Super Mario Sunshine, Nintendo Labo, and Nintendogs 4: Armageddon. They also make a lot of consoles that are easy to jailbreak like the Nintendo TS. In the future they will make the Nintwelvedo TS.

Nintendo are famous for inventing the DMCA takedown request and also famous for inventing sending the pinkertons to the homes of your fans to steal their computers. They hate sex and fun.