Soda
Soda is a beverage that is liquid at room temperature and changes shape to fill its container. It comes in brown, yellow, red, invisible, and Baja Blast. Soda is usually bubbly, containing bubbles that bubble bubblingly in the bubbly fluid. Its distinct acidic flavor is why aliens will never visit our planet.
Soda is a protected regional trademark produced from the Soda region of the United States. The generic term for bubbly, non-alcoholic fluid produced anywhere else is Sparkling Water. Soda is usually served over ice in order to reduce the amount of actual drink you get from the fast food place so they can charge you more for less actual soda.
Kinds of Soda[edit | edit source]
- Sprite
- Cock Cola
- Peebis
- Dr Peebis
- Sprite Cranberry
- Baja Blast
- Big Red
- Little Red
- Code Red
- Not Red
- Old Red
- Just Red
- Red's Red Soda
- Minnesota (for when you don't want that much)
- Mountain Dew
- Vanilla Cock
- Cherry Cock
- Baja Blast
- Setzer from Final Fantasy 6
Where You Can Find It[edit | edit source]
- Grocery Store
- Anakin
- On the ground
- McDonalds
- Taco Bell
Chemical Composition[edit | edit source]
This is what soda looks like under a microscope. You are marked on the map (as µ).
Health Effects[edit | edit source]
Soda is too powerful for an unprepared human being to withstand. If you use time travel to go back in time and give a soda to a medieval peasant, they would melt like that scene from Indiana Jones and then the puddle their skin melted into would start exploding.
Soda is known to cause cancer in the state of California. If you drink it anywhere else you'll be fine.
See Also[edit | edit source]
- Water, Soda's natural enemy
- Bad Syndrome
- Bathroom, where you have to go after drinking a Soda