Nalos

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c'mere baby birdy
Nalos in his natural habitat.

Nalos is a piece of livestock. Nalos can be described as a bird, a cat, a kitty, a kittybird, "gryphon", stinky, smelly, and all of these things at once. Nalos is an item that can be stored in your inventory, and acts as a container as well. His size is constantly changing, but always within the range of "fatass", and his carrying capacity is dependent upon how much gas he has yet to expel. He can be found in the plains, or in the forest, and has had sex there at least once.

Kitty

If you look at Nalos from behind, his most notable feature is his massive cat ass. It has been observed from the International Space Station, Mars, and Pluto. Depending on the day, it can cause a bloodmoon or an eclipse. Because of his huge kitty butt, he is known to exhibit certain behaviors.

Behaviors

Nalos behaviors include, but are not limited to:

  • Farting
  • Sharting
  • hghfhgghg
  • shidding
  • fidding
  • farding
  • Sucking
  • smelling
  • Stinking
  • being very cute and lovable
chimken
A possible manifestation of Nalos in a volatile universe.

Reasoning

Don't worry about it.

Birdy

Beware, he is a bird, and it can manifest in many ways as well. One way for SURE to know he's a bird is to look at his beak. It is VERY EXCEEDINGLY birdlike. You can pat him there, and it will work.

Testimonials

Tangle

OUUUGHHHHH KITTYBIRD... OHHHHHH I LOVE THIS CREATURE, I WANNA SMOOOOOCH IT

Nalos

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Greene

Look at this Entire Thing!

Gallery