Nalos

Nalos is a piece of livestock. Nalos can be described as a bird, a cat, a kitty, a kittybird, "gryphon", stinky, smelly, and all of these things at once. Nalos is an item that can be stored in your inventory, and acts as a container as well. His size is constantly changing, but always within the range of "fatass", and his carrying capacity is dependent upon how much gas he has yet to expel. He can be found in the plains, or in the forest, and has had sex there at least once.

Kitty[edit | edit source]

If you look at Nalos from behind, his most notable feature is his massive cat ass. It has been observed from the International Space Station, Mars, and Pluto. Depending on the day, it can cause a bloodmoon or an eclipse. Because of his huge kitty butt, he is known to exhibit certain behaviors.

Behaviors[edit | edit source]

Nalos behaviors include, but are not limited to:

Farting
Sharting
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shidding
fidding
farding
Sucking
smelling
Stinking
being very cute and lovable

chimken — A possible manifestation of Nalos in a volatile universe.

Reasoning[edit | edit source]

Don't worry about it.

Birdy[edit | edit source]

Beware, he is a bird, and it can manifest in many ways as well. One way for SURE to know he's a bird is to look at his beak. It is VERY EXCEEDINGLY birdlike. You can pat him there, and it will work.