Chunch

A completely normal and functional Chunch.

A Chunch is a place of whoreship, usually large, where God comes down and anoints all his followers with his salty load of blessings. People of all religions go to Chunch, sometimes up to eight days a week, as they develop a reliance on the blessings to survive. Anyone who visits a Chunch at any time is known as a chunchgoer.

Functions

Chunch serves an integral purpose in a functioning society. As a place of worship, it is highly regarded as a place where people can go to achieve nothing in particular. Chunch is unique from other places of worthship, in that it can sometimes give people superpowers, transendence, or radiation poisoning. In addition to these gifts, chunchgoers can expect to receive visions of the past, future, or other timelines entirely. Some chunchgoers may experience either sexual or asexual happenings at the hands of their chosen deity, which can manifest in a number of ways.

Gifts

Gifts are permanent anointments that change a chunchgoer for the rest of their natural life. These come in many forms, and have many different effects on the blessed.

Superpowers

Chunchgoers have reported having close-calls with a deity and leaving with superpowers that include, but are not limited to:

• X-ray vision
• Teleportation
• Incorporeality
• Long hair
• Telescopic eyes
• Wings and tails
• Qualified immunity