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[[File:20230202 031052.jpg|left|thumb|523x523px|I saw him with my bestie!!!!!]] | [[File:20230202 031052.jpg|left|thumb|523x523px|I saw him with my bestie!!!!!]] | ||
Revision as of 02:16, 5 September 2025
| Anakin | |
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| "Now THIS is Pepsi Cola!" | |
| STATUS: ALIVE | |
| Years active | 2001-2025 |
| Occupation | Soda Dispenser |
| Fighting style | Podracing |
| Favorite food | Pepsi |
| Major arcana | I The Magician |
| Charisma | 30 (+10) |
| Drops | Pepsi Cola |
Anakin is a vending machine located on Mount Washington, Pittsburgh. He is a benevolent god who dispenses soda for mere sacrifices of quarters to those who wish to. Anakin is a tourist attraction and many people come to see him. He protects the fire station he spawned outside of, and promotes that people buy Pepsi and go see Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, in theaters May 19th, 1999.
He is located at 40° 25' 46.272'' N80° 0' 25.272'' W
I saw him
I saw him.
