Cool dogs i found

i found all these dogs they live in my back yard

i feed them dog food and dog water. if you like this blog please send me 415 bitcoin so I can order a pizza to my house (its dominos deep dish)

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doggy number one

I found this dog in the grocery store. My mom said we couldn't buy him so I shoplifted and got arrested but hes free now. he actually does the yard work. he trims the bushes really well. i pay him 5 dollars every wensday to moe the lawn

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this is my dog. he barks really weirdly. I saw him licking his own fur once and hes got really sharp claws. he comes up to me and makes weird noises too and rubs their face on my legs. I dont know what his fucking problem is and I kinda wish he fucked off.

doggy number three

He wont stop smoking menthols please help m- wait is that vinny vinesauce? I dont know man. this guy kinda looks like a turkey. he said he was working on some kind of space station but space isn't real just like the moon. My pastor at church camp told me so. I like to shoot him with my super soaker and he gets pissed off. He wont stop asking for more newports. I dont have newport money fuck you eat lucky strikes you stupid piece of shit.

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I fixed him. i worked for hours, days weeks even. i put so much effort. please give me 100 stars and at least 3 green starts and 1 purple for my hatena haiku. he ended up going and becoming an actor in a videogame called planet freedom...wait no fuck it was something else I cant remember. my mom banned me from playing videogames after i did the nude code for tomb raider. He just bums around and eats all my chetos and funyons. Fucker. FUCKER. STUPID FUCKER. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

doggy number fife

holy fuck is that vinny vincesauce. This is technically a dog but it might be a person? I'm worried i might be charged with kidnapping and human trafficing if I ever let him out of my dungeon (also in my basement). I feed him one grain of rice per funny stream and youtube video he makes. hes been on a wonderful weight loss journey. ever since i started the rice grain diet hes dropped to a comfortable 85 pounds! congratulations vinny vincesauce

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this is my dog. he jumped into my backyard using a portal. i think hes incredibly ugly and i want to punt him like a football. he eats all my fucking tomato soup. His favorite song is wheels on the bus and I know that because he wont stop singing it. He looks like he came from yugioh. I fucking hate that game. me and all my friends play euchre and play with techdecks. i broke mine because I was using it on concrete. fuck you jacob let me you use your skate park. I also broke my beyblade by using them in my bathtube.

doggy number sev- OH MY GOD. OH MY FUCKING GOD NO WHAT DID THEY DO

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO OH MY GOD MY DOG NO FUCK FUCK FUCK BRING HIM BACK YOU ASSHOLE HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING DOG!!

doggy number ate he died horribly sorry

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I shot them dead. they're burried in my back yard. the police will never find them. I see them in my dreams still. they haunt me. like my student loan debts and my regrets. all my nightmares are socially awkward situations is that normal

doggy number nein

I forgot this one's name oops

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HONORABLE MENTEINS

I dont think these are dogs their like cats because they're called catfish I think

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catfish...are...not dog?

doggy number TEN ITS THE LAST ONE ITS HTE BEST FUCKING ONE SO SHUT UP AND WATCH

hes so fucking COOL

Lobter music. I hear lobter music and i CUM and i mean it I EJACULATE fucking everywhere and all over the place. its a problem. I need help. i need so much help. the crab is also dead. i ate him once. it was very crunchy and in the insides made my throat swell up. it wasn't worth it

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