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After years of study, it is now a commonly accepted belief among legal scholars that Gödel's Loophole, a contradiction within the United States Constitution that could give absolute power to a single individual, was about Scaladrians. As Scaladrians are small and puntable, one could theoretically dropkick one directly into the Oval Office, bypassing the election process entirely. | After years of study, it is now a commonly accepted belief among legal scholars that Gödel's Loophole, a contradiction within the United States Constitution that could give absolute power to a single individual, was about Scaladrians. As Scaladrians are small and puntable, one could theoretically dropkick one directly into the Oval Office, bypassing the election process entirely. | ||
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Latest revision as of 04:57, 30 July 2025
In the beginning, Koatl created the Heavens and the Earth. He used too much Heavens and Earth and didn't have enough leftovers to make normal sized lizards, so instead he made these fucking things.
Uses
Scaladrians can be used for many purposes, such as;
- Punting
- Kicking
- Hitting
- Throwing
- Punting Harder But Be Careful You Might Make Them Cry
- Tea Parties
Implications
After years of study, it is now a commonly accepted belief among legal scholars that Gödel's Loophole, a contradiction within the United States Constitution that could give absolute power to a single individual, was about Scaladrians. As Scaladrians are small and puntable, one could theoretically dropkick one directly into the Oval Office, bypassing the election process entirely.