Wario: Difference between revisions

From BitchSpace
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Ripper (talk | contribs)
Created page with "{{Infobox person | Wario | frameless | File:Wario catchphrase.wav | WARIO | background:#ffe478 | 1984-today | Game Developer | Shoulder Bash | Garlic | XII THE HANGED MAN | 6 (-2) | A Real Stinker }} Wario is an internationally renowned video game developer, entrepreneur, and wanted criminal. He is the brother of Mario and husband of Waluigi. == Interests == Wario likes the following things * Money * Garlic * Other people's money *..."
 
Ripper (talk | contribs)
No edit summary
 
(3 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{Infobox person
{{Infobox person
| Wario | [[File:Wario2.jpg|frameless]] | [[File:Wario catchphrase.wav]] | WARIO | background:#ffe478 | 1984-today | Game Developer | Shoulder Bash | Garlic | XII THE HANGED MAN | 6 (-2) | A Real Stinker
| Wario | [[File:{{#setmainimage:Wario2.jpg}}|frameless]] | [[File:Wario catchphrase.wav]] | WARIO | background:#ffe478 | 1984-today | Game Developer | Shoulder Bash | Garlic | XII THE HANGED MAN | 6 (-2) | A Real Stinker
}}
}}


Line 17: Line 17:
* Haberdashery
* Haberdashery
* Punching black blocks so hard they explode
* Punching black blocks so hard they explode
* [[Weed]]


Despite being single, Wario is not interested in a relationship. We don't know if he can have sex.
Despite being single, Wario is not interested in a relationship. We don't know if he can have sex.
Line 28: Line 29:


== Wario Land ==
== Wario Land ==
[[File:Warioface.jpg|thumb|distant]]
Wario Land is a place where you can go for more Wario content. There's a few of them, here's the wario lands in order
Wario Land is a place where you can go for more Wario content. There's a few of them, here's the wario lands in order


Line 35: Line 37:
* [[Pizza Tower]]
* [[Pizza Tower]]
* [[Anton Blast]]
* [[Anton Blast]]
 
[[File:Large-kellytoy-wario-plush-28-v0-t4miv3suptzc1.jpg|thumb|this is this the new power in the next [[Wario]] wario land game new power plush mode wario plush he cna't]]
You should try it.
You should try it.


Line 52: Line 54:
== Controversy ==
== Controversy ==
Wario is very controversial.
Wario is very controversial.
[[File:491724395 1293935575499955 306266914458506190 n.jpg|frameless]]
Wario [[Jerma985|car accident]] montage
[[Category:Animals]]
[[Category:Animals]]
[[Category:Video Game Developers]]

Latest revision as of 00:21, 14 August 2025

Wario
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination
STATUS: WARIO
Years active 1984-today
Occupation Game Developer
Fighting style Shoulder Bash
Favorite food Garlic
Major arcana XII THE HANGED MAN
Charisma 6 (-2)
Drops A Real Stinker

Wario is an internationally renowned video game developer, entrepreneur, and wanted criminal. He is the brother of Mario and husband of Waluigi.

Interests

Wario likes the following things

  • Money
  • Garlic
  • Other people's money
  • Gaming
  • Shoulder charge
  • Pizza Tower
  • Sodomy
  • Haberdashery
  • Punching black blocks so hard they explode
  • Weed

Despite being single, Wario is not interested in a relationship. We don't know if he can have sex.

Wario in the media

Wario first appeared.

Here's wario's most famous media file, wario3.wav.

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination
this is wario3.wav by Nintendo

Wario3 is most famous for killing Shinzo Abe as soon as someone played it in a crowd during a political event.

Wario Land

distant

Wario Land is a place where you can go for more Wario content. There's a few of them, here's the wario lands in order

this is this the new power in the next Wario wario land game new power plush mode wario plush he cna't

You should try it.

Wario Ware

See Dreams of Aether.

Michael Game

Michael Games are the kinds of games that you would find in a Wario Ware. Nobody knows who he is, I think the game is about finding out who Michael is.

Marriage to Waluigi

In 2014 Wario married his long-time life partner Waluigi in the state of New Jersey.

Death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPUamDu0p-w

Controversy

Wario is very controversial.

Wario car accident montage