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| | |John "Forklift" Kennedy | ||
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| | |22-11-1963 | ||
| | |On November 22nd, 1963, Forklift's head "just kinda did that" during a political trip to Dallas, Texas. The cause of this event is unknown to this day. A common theory is that he tried to rotate an apple in his mind, but his brain couldn't handle it, hence it just "doing that". This theory, however, is unconfirmed. | ||
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|DemetriusGoodchi | |||
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|16/03/2025 | |||
|died by having his balls cut off and the resulting ligma infection | |||
* [[File:Veritasium fucking dies.png|left|thumb]]veritasium youtube died a horrible and painful death because he suffocated to died which he filmed on yoyutube | * [[File:Veritasium fucking dies.png|left|thumb]]veritasium youtube died a horrible and painful death because he suffocated to died which he filmed on yoyutube | ||
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| The Pope | |||
| [[File:Pope-drinks-mate.jpg|frameless]] | |||
| 4/20/2025 | |||
| Got too [[weed|high]] lol | |||
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| Arthur "Jellybeans" Morgan | |||
| [[File:Jelly beans.jpg|frameless]] | |||
| 7/11/1904 | |||
| Died of ligma before passing on his wish to invent [[Sports 2|sports]] to John Sports | |||
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| This Fucking Guy | |||
| [[File:Cop vacuum.gif|frameless]] | |||
| i dont fucking remember dude | |||
| got sucked up by the slide and never came out. presumably has been eaten by the slide | |||
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| Julius Caesar | |||
| [[file:et_tu_brute.png]] | |||
| The Ides of March | |||
| He got fucking stabbed. What a loser. | |||
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This list of unusual deaths includes distinct, tinct or extremely funny circumstances of getting fucking owned (dying) recorded throughout history, noted as fucking up someones tumy from laughing too hard
20st century
nobody ever died before 2000 sorry. thats what y2k was bout acutally
21st century
2000s
| Name of person | Image | Date of death | Details |
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| John Wrestling Cena | 
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26-06-2003 | John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased. |
| Mario Mario | .png)
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19-10-1985 | goomba |
| John "Forklift" Kennedy | 
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22-11-1963 | On November 22nd, 1963, Forklift's head "just kinda did that" during a political trip to Dallas, Texas. The cause of this event is unknown to this day. A common theory is that he tried to rotate an apple in his mind, but his brain couldn't handle it, hence it just "doing that". This theory, however, is unconfirmed. |
| DemetriusGoodchi | 16/03/2025 | died by having his balls cut off and the resulting ligma infection
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| The Pope | 
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4/20/2025 | Got too high lol |
| Arthur "Jellybeans" Morgan | 
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7/11/1904 | Died of ligma before passing on his wish to invent sports to John Sports |
| This Fucking Guy | 
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i dont fucking remember dude | got sucked up by the slide and never came out. presumably has been eaten by the slide |
| Julius Caesar | 
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The Ides of March | He got fucking stabbed. What a loser. |
