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== His Problems == The big problem with Sufjan Stevens is that he is a very scared little boy all the time even if you are careful. This causes him to run away into the walls of your house and you'll hear him singing softly into his little microphone made out of a bobby pin and a little tiny ball of dryer lint and some of his tears. He'll also cry for a little while but he CAN BE COERCED BACK OUT with a small snack that is thin and small with a high glycemic index such as a coconut flake. For more information please check out the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koOL_9ikfpQ enclosed instruction book.] [[Category:BitchSpace Premium]] [[Category:Animals]]
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