Top 10 Easy Cinnamon Roll Recipes For Family Kids Fun Beginner

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they're like. low-mid tier difficulty to make. like it's not as easy as cookies

like you still need yeast

and rolling it has a chance to mess up i guess

but

like

it's still just kinda mixin shit together. it's not that hard.

not like tempering chocolate or making hard candy or something

what they don't tell u about baking shit is that

even if you mess up

it's still like 25% sugar, it's still gonna be good

a fun little experiment you aren't gonna get anywhere else cause they aren't gonna sell mistakes

miscakes

that's not a cake it's a cinnamon roll

is a cinnamon roll a cake? it's got t he dough, and icing on top, and hell it's even got the little fuckn

filling stuff

in the middle of it

i wonder if you could make a cinnamon roll cake. same filling same icing but, like, as a cake.

that you slice

that sounds practical but kinda boring. like a lot of the appeal of the cinnamon roll is the shape y'know

it's more than just taste

you peel it apart with your hands and teeth and unroll that shit

it's fun to destroy a cinnamon roll in the process of eating it

isn't that cool?

like

making food is a kind of art form, right? you're making stuff and making decisions

the result is something you MADE, with your hands, and your brain, and stuff

and yet the ideal way to experience it is to destroy it

it's kind of unique in that way. like

people have made "temporary art" where the performance involves destroying it

but i don't think a lot of people pay attention to like

the entirety of culinary arts being like that.

does that mean recipes are art, too? the formatting of them has a kind of beauty to em i suppose

i remember reading somewhere that the modern form of a recipe comes from, like, a victorian-era book that's like

"cooking for absolute idiot shitheads who can't do anything"

cause before that recipes were super vague or annoying

like "cook until the rooster crows from the eastern side" like ok how much is that in minutes bitch

gotta put numbers on that shit

cinnamon rolls don't take a super long time to make either but it's not like you can just whip up a batch in 2 minutes

i think you have to let them rise a little bit? not super long. it's got yeast in it

man yeast is weird.

but hey it's used in a lot of things and it tastes extremely good

kind of a weird survival tactic. yeast is alive, technically. it's not really a cute little kitty or anything

it just eats and shits

ain't that the life

@ <- you ever think this looks like a cinnamon roll