TF Triggers

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TF triggers are a funny little guy found in furry comics. They TF (Team Fortress) a person into a lot of other things usually by accident or coincidence. You'd think it'd be really annoying but everyone's into it for reasons scientists have yet to understand.

TF triggers are usually pretty small and unsuspecting objects. They take about 20-30 strokes to complete a TF unless it's one of those slow-burn gender euphoria things where someone's scales slowly comes in and they get little horns and they're looking in the mirror and oihhhghhh ohh nooo

History

Nobody really knows where TF triggers come from, only that they show up like 1-2 panels before some unaware idiot touches it and yells "‼️" before getting all changed up. The origin of their appearances can be traced back to like, 2005 or something? Like in some egg's middle school sketchbook

However the notion of being turned into something else has been around for millennia because you get like, gods doing that shit. A lot of mythological shit can involve transformation. They were probably freaky about it back then too.

In Pupular Media

Nobody fucking gets it. Anyone with more than like $10k in funding immediately loses the point of transforming into a big cool monster or even getting your arm replaced. They always turn back to normal at the end. It sucks.

Types of TF triggers

Be on the lookout for some of these things the next time you visit a strangely-sized canvas with geometric shapes as the background:

• Indiana Jones-ass artifact
• The Goop
• That one droid factory level from Star Wars Episode II
• A full moon
• Weed that makes you somethign else
• Estrogen
• Testosterone
• Hula hoops
• Fucking nothing
• Dark Souls 2 Gender Swap Coffin
• A cool hat (TFs you into someone with a cool hat)
• Potions
• Vore

What it turns you into

There's really no kind of way to determines what changes you into what so I guess just prepare to be one of these:

• Big monster (with huge boobs)
• Statue (with huge boobs)
• Clothes (for huge boobs)
• Huge boobs
• An alarm clock
• Some kinda rubber crap
• The same thing as the trigger
• A person with a cool hat (and huge boobs)
• Dragons (strangely no huge boobs)
• Dragons (with huge boobs.)
• Goggy
• Just a ltitle guy,,