Poorly Labeled Cassette Tape

It is the 28th of February, 2026.

You are walking through the town of Glastonbury, Connecticut.

Inside a grime-stained snowbank, there lies a single Sony CD-ix1 150.

The polypropylene is uncut.

The J-card has naught but a crude, smiling cat head sharpied onto it in purple.

You can take it if you want.

Ain't no stoppin' now.

SIDE A

1. Shoreditch - Vard. [2'29]
2. vent (NOIT Bootleg) - Baby Keem, NOIT [4'04]
3. Pressure FM - Jack Marlow [3'39]
4. Heartbroken (Phibes Bootleg) - T2 [4'00]
5. Wasting My Time (Tim Reaper Remix) - Demuja [5'38] (A sticker of a KLM Cityhopper E170LR is here affixed, pointing to the timestamp.)
6. Enough Breaks - TRCKS [3'48]
7. Magic Mountain - Hollow Ship [3'33]
8. Call Me (Alon Cohen Remix) - Blondie [3'32] (This one has a note... "AWAWA". It's in the same purple as the cat.)
9. Government Hooker (BreadBeatz Mix) - Lady Gaga [2'24] (The stems of the capital As stretch down to sit alongside this too...)
10. FVN! (Nephthys Bunni's Reverb Mix) - LVL1 [3'28]
11. HEARTATTACK!GIMMEDAT! - EVABOY [1'19]
12. Enjoy Yourself (Naz3nt Remix) - Saint Pepsi [3'25]
13. LX-777 (Lunar Data) - Starjunk 95 [2'40]
14. nanana - Mietze Conte [2'02] ("122mph")
15. Isso - 1tbsp [3'12]
16. i'm the one in love (feat. DNA) - timesgone [1'47]
17. PK RAVE (feat. Glidelas) - Telemist [3'29]
18. How Do You Think? - Date of Birth [6'07] ("You're never fucking sleeping in a parking lot again, Alex")
19. DTMF Darling - Tangle Nathair [5'53]
20. Beuk My Stride - ARENCI [2'14]