Guacamole

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Teardrop fruit with black exterior and green meat, impregnated with a single large seed. The perfect fruit for the loud monogamous or quiet virgins.
one such example of the evils in this

Guacamole is mashed fruit salad consisting of the fruiting body of a plant more profitable than drug trafficking. It is commonly consumed by those of bourgeois aspirations. Expenditure on this product was 100% responsible for the collapse of the contemporary American System of international commerce circa 1943 - 2010. If only people listened to the expert older class that collects housing like trading cards off of borrowed wealth that will be paid back long after they're gone. It's DEFINITELY the GUAC that caused such a perilous decline.

I was gonna make a table but someone else did it for me
NOT THIS ONE but if he got smashed in a bowl I would be ok with that