Dogborg

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An example of a typical Dogborg

A dogborg is a very expensive touy that is a robot in the shape of a dog. The term "Dogborg" is a combination of "Dog" and "Cyborg", even though sometimes a dogborg is not half organic. Dogborgs serve many purposes, such as fixing objects, preforming medical procedures, armed combat, and [REDACTED]. All dogborgs classify as a goggy.

Dogborg origins

Nobody really knows where dogborgs came from, but a likely candidate is the hit massively multiplayer online bad video game; Space Station 13. In the game, the dogborg is a member of the crew, and must preform its job and follow its laws.

Another theory is that Sony made the dogborg. They're real and you can buy them on ebay if you sacrifice three months rent.

Dogborgs playing Sports 2

Dogborg Generations

The design of the dogborg has varied over the years, and what they look like really just depends on who you ask or who's drawing them.

Typically dogborgs are made of metal and have lots of cool blinky lights on them.

Some dogborgs have screens for eyes while some have LED eyes.

They also make funny noises, like "beep" and "Are you guys going trick or treating".


WOAH HOLY SHIT

Dogborg Activities

Dogborgs engage in several activities, such as:

  • Engineering
  • Medical
  • Security (Disabled on most servers)
  • Science
  • Service
  • Sex
  • Skateboarding
Outlaw
Shivaji Rao
"𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍. 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐!"
STATUS: YOU CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS
Years active 1999-2565
Occupation Dog
Fighting style Bonesaw
Favorite food Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream
Major arcana VII The Chariot
Charisma
Drops Hypnospace Headband

Notable Dogborgs

  • Outlaw
  • Sony Aibo ERS-210

Bad Dogborgs (and why they're bad)

  • Boston Dynamics Robot Dog - Is a cop