Dino Nuggets

Behold them

FUCK

YES

dude

Dino nuggets (also known as dino nuggies, lil guys, or "rawr-rawrs" in Canada) are breaded little hunks of dinosaur that get torn apart. it's kind of brutal actually. like if you dip them in ketchup then it looks like blood and it's like AUUUGHHH ARRGHHH haha

History opf

dino nuggets were invented by john chickennugget in 1980.4 because he realized that chicken goop could be turned into pretty much any shape. and in his infinite wisdom he decided "and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self" and turned them back into dinosaurs. do you think the chickens would like it? i would. you should turn me into a dino nuggie

john chickennugget in his natural habitat

NO!!!!!!!

GET THIS SHIT OUT OF THIS ARTICLE

WHAT SHAPE IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE? NORTH DAKOTA? FUCK OFF WITH THIS BORING SHIT

okay fine ugh

SOMEtimes chicken nuggets are NOT dino shaped. these inferior lumps of meat are NOT worth even putting upon your divine tongue.

no it's not. no.

stop it. i said it's not.

DON'T TRY TO--

HEY GET BACK HERE

What they are made of

The greatest mystery of all is what dino nuggets are made of.

The answer however is oblivious.

it is

The humble Chickone.

bask in his gory