Creature
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Creatures are the many friends, fellas, folx, and freaks you will encounter on your journey. They have many shapes and sizes, but always have an opinion about your outfit they aren't expressing right now. Creatures range in size from lil goobers to big chonkers. Creatures can be targeted by any ability that specifies it can target a creature. Animals are a type of creature.
Encountering a creature[edit | edit source]
Creatures love food, so if you keep a whole bunch of food on you at all times, you'll probably encounter one of them. Not all creatures know your name, so sometimes you'll have to introduce yourself. All creatures can speak but most of them won't speak to you because they think it's funny.
Things that aren't a creatures[edit | edit source]
- Plants
- 5G Hypnosis Waves
- Water
- My friend Jeremy's copy of Klonoa 2
- Numbers
- Sand
- Websites with lists of popular baby names
- Philosophy
- The Studio that Brought You Bastion and Hades
- Whoever installed the lights in my house