Altermedicine

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Image of a human soul as captured by unspoiled eyes. This specimen is virtually undamaged and will receive the full glory of His Grace when freed from its carnal vessel.
Referent detector used to show levels of psychic destruction in a patient. A level of 50 μFs (milliFarts) indicates total or near-total destruction of the soul.

Altermedicine is a branch of medicine that deals with the refuse of Jehovah God's creation, of which He has refused to grant full knowledge to Man, the Undeserving. It most often is associated with therapy intended to palliate symptoms associated with Cunt exposure.

History[edit | edit source]

The term "Altermedicine" can be traced back to time unknowable, when Adam and his wife Eve defied God and ate from the tree of Knowledge, creating the initial Sin from which human consciousness was formed.

Treatment[edit | edit source]

Currently, there is no treatment for illness or disease that originates from the unknowable. Palliation of the symptoms is the only means of combating the cruelty of psychic damage that prevents a person from receiving the glory of Jehovah God.