Goose
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What does this thing do[edit | edit source]
it fights the Sevipers. It does this because seviper is lame as hell. It is often mistakenly called "Zangoose". This is wrong. It is "The goose." The plural of goose is Gice.
Dance moves[edit | edit source]
goose is known for having awesome as fuck dance moves. Look at him go --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> All the way over here ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------> Yeah thats goose
Watch the fuck out[edit | edit source]
typing[edit | edit source]
since the goose is a pokemon, it has a pokemon type. although some people think that goose is a normal type i think that their wrong because goose is a metal type look at this card its a metal type see WHy the fuck does it say zangoose on it
Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon[edit | edit source]
the goose is not in Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon. This is the exact moment where the pokemon franchise started going to shit.
Lion Power Level[edit | edit source]
the goose is capable of defeating over 100 lions. this is the most lions out of any unprepared pokemon. quite incredible really