Keanu Reeves
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Keanu Reeves | |
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| STATUS: ALIVE | |
| Years active | circa 450 BC-2688 AD |
| Occupation | Cool Dude |
| Fighting style | Gun (sometimes) |
| Favorite food | I don't think he eats actually |
| Major arcana | XVII The Star |
| Charisma | 16 (+3) |
| Drops | Motherfuckers |
Keanu Reeves is a collection of microscopic organisms, each one known as a Keanu Reeve. Together, they form the being Keanu Reeves, and function as a guy.
what does he do?[edit | edit source]
Keanu Reeves wanders onto movie sets and just starts doing things and they film him. After filming is done, copious amounts of money appears in his pockets, but he doesn't want it so he gives it away. Kind of like MrBeast but with some integrity.
Am I a Keanu Reeve?[edit | edit source]
yes