Daigo Dojimbles
| Daigo Dojimbles | |
|---|---|
| |
| "Remember to get 8 hours of sleep" | |
| STATUS: ALIVE | |
| Years active | 2006-2018 |
| Occupation | Tallest criminal |
| Fighting style | Not getting involved |
| Favorite food | Soup (cold) |
| Major arcana | XIV TEMPERANCE |
| Charisma | 12 (+1) |
| Drops | Ambien (2 pills) |
Daigo Dojimbles is a character from the Dame Da Ne series of video games. He pretends to be an ally of Dame Da Ne Guy but actually he can't stand him and tries to betray him at every turn. His real best friend is 24 Hour Cinderella Guy. He loves jazzercize, sleep, not being present, sleep, rolling the worst blunt, getting shot, shooting, the latest season of The Simpsons, and coma.
Background
Daigo used to be pretty small but he got big somehow. It happened between the 0th game and the 2nd game and he wasn't in the first1st game, so we don't know what happened to him. I think he used radioactivity.
When he was in Dame Da Ne 2 they elected him as the tallest criminal because he was very tall. He shoots a guy in this game and also in the next one, and then takes a shooting guys hiatus.
In the zombie one I didn't play it so I don't know, i think he is a zombie or he shoots a zombie.
His favorite dance move is the one where you put your finger in the air, but he doesn't do it often.
In 2018 he made crime illegal. Also he quit smoking for unrelated reasons.
Famous quotes
- It's important to get a full night's rest.
- That's a lot of responsibility, I need to sleep on it.
- You look tired. Have you considered getting some sleep?
- I could go for a typical amount of sleep right now.
- When's the last time you slept?
- If you go to bed early, you can get more sleep before you have to get up.
- I'm Daigo!!!! Raaahhh!! *rolls out of bed and shoots a guy*
- Don't drink too much water before bed or you'll wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee.
In popular culture
Daigo's really tall.
In 2009 he was voted Most Likely to get Shot in a Gang War by the Nickelodeon Teen Choice awards. Shortly after, he was shot in a gang war, thus vindicating the teens.