Red Dead Redemption
Chapter 1
arther my boy. all of our money has gone bad.
what are we gonna do dutch??
you have to eat all the money arthur. it's gone bad.
ok dutch whatever you say
Chapter 2
dutch i dont feel so good after eating all that money
don't be such a baby, arthur. eating that money was the best thing you could have done for us. you're a good man
dutch, please stop making arthur eat all our money, it's making me uncomfortable
shut the hell up john
Not cool, Dutch. Don't ever swear again.
Chapter 3
john i have ligma and im going to die. take these jelly beans and... invent something...
ok arthur.
Epilogue
I am going to invent sports for my good pal Arthur
Epilogue part 2
Wow! Sports are so cool, I have so much money after selling them to Hasbro and nothing bad could ever happen to me!
Hello John Sports. I am Milton Bradley and I would like Sports please.
NO! FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!
Then we are going to take Sports. RATTLE HIM, BOYS! BANGBANGBANG!!!!
John Sports is dead. Sports are mine!
not so fast. my name is Jack Sports. DUN DUN DUN
Nobody takes my dad's Sports. *he shoots Milton Bradley*
THE END