WE HAVE TO STOP HIM. KOJIMA CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO MAKE SPORTS 5 OR 6. THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE IS AT STAKE, IF HE SUCCEEDS, THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE CATASTROPHIC. WE WILL NOT SURVIVE FOR MANY MORE WINTERS. THEY'RE GOING TO USE MY HEAD AS THE SPORTSBALL IN FOOTBALL DEFINITIVE EDITION: DIRECTOR'S CUT SUBSISTANCE.
