Tangle

Here is what the creature looks like

THIS fucking guy. Can you believe it? I can't, and I AM him! Anyway, here's an article.

THE CREATURE

It goes meow and aaaa and it likes to bite and chew and kiss and swallow.

Testimonials

People are really SAYING THINGS about this creature.

UNIDENTIFIED FUCKING THING. BLOW IT UP NOW.

Tangle

THIS IS MY FUCKING WEBSITE

Conclusion

There is a non-zero chance that you'll see this thing somewhere, and you better watch out! Take it easy... but take it.