Tangle
THIS fucking guy. Can you believe it? I can't, and I AM him! Anyway, here's an article.
THE CREATURE
It goes meow and aaaa and it likes to bite and chew and kiss and swallow.
Testimonials
People are really SAYING THINGS about this creature.
Tangle
THIS IS MY FUCKING WEBSITE
Conclusion
There is a non-zero chance that you'll see this thing somewhere, and you better watch out! Take it easy... but take it.