Ribombee
| Ribombitch | |
|---|---|
| |
| "binfgnifghn" | |
| STATUS: UNKNOWN | |
| Years active | Who fucking knows |
| Occupation | Bitch |
| Fighting style | Flailing |
| Favorite food | Cherries |
| Major arcana | X Wheel of Fortune |
| Charisma | 2 (-3) |
| Drops | Cherry stem |
Ribombee is not a bee. Ribombitch is not a bee. Ribombee is a fly. Ribomfly is not a bitch. Ribombitch is not flying. Ribombnot is fly a bee, bitch. Bitch ain't fly.
History
whatever you do, do NOT research this thing. I swear to god it's fucking chasing me. I think I hear it in the vents... oh fuck oh GOD the NOISE... THE BUZZING, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE SCREAMS, FUCK MAKE IT STOP!!!! IT'S COMING FOR ME, SHUT UP SHUT U-