Water

water is a liquid that is outside. it is a primary ingredient in the substance known as "piss" (the other ingredient is yellow). water can make things moist. some cultures call it H2O, which means "hard 2 orate", since you usually start drowning if you try to talk underwater, but this can be averted if you can guzzle it fast enough. sometimes there is a lot of water in one place and it forms something called a "pool". some pools get so big that creatures like fish or crabs spontaneously appear in it, as detailed by the philosopher Aristotle in his writings on hylomorphism.

what is water?

i just fucking told you, it's a liquid from outside. it has something like three atoms in it but sometimes there's more and people call it "heavy" water which I think is kinda rude. who cares what its atomic weight is.

what can water do?

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  it can fall

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  it can cress

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  it can slide

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  it can melon

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  it can sports

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  it can bed

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  it can wheel

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  bro look at this fucking furry porn I found in wikimedia commons while looking for a pair of wet pants

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  it can lily