Red Dead Redemption
Chapter 1

arther my boy. all of our money has gone bad.
you have to eat all the money arthur. it's gone bad.
Chapter 2
dutch i dont feel so good after eating all that money
don't be such a baby, arthur. eating that money was the best thing you could have done for us. you're a good man
dutch, please stop making arthur eat all our money, it's making me uncomfortable
Not cool, Dutch. Don't ever swear again.
Chapter 3
john i have ligma and im going to die. take these jelly beans and... invent something...
Epilogue
I am going to invent sports for my good pal Arthur
