Norman Reedus

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Norman Reedus

"Oh man... this is just like The Ride with Norman Reedus"
STATUS: ACTIVE
Years active 2010-present
Occupation Mailman
Fighting style Cargo Toss
Favorite food Monster Energy Drink
Major arcana XIII Death
Charisma 10 (+0)
Drops 250kg of Ceramics

Norman Reedus is the titular character of Norman Reedus & the Funky Fetus. He is an echo fighter of Keanu Reeves. Instead of using a gun, Norman Reedus shoots blood at his foes like a lizard, dealing dark damage instead of piercing. Their down-air also no longer has a sweet spot, but deals slightly more damage overall.

The Walking Dead with Norman Reedus

Norman Reedus spontaneously came into being to star as the titular character of The Walking Dead with Norman Reedus. I didn't watch it zombies are too scary :(

Reedus was nominated for a Saturn Award for his performance on the show. He was unable to accept because it only came out on Sony Playstation.

The Ride with Norman Reedus

This is so cool. They should put this on The Ride with Norman Reedus

The Ride with Norman Reedus is the coolest shit ever. Dude, motorcycles? That's so fucking cool.

Shit's so cash. If you see something cool you should say the words "That was so cool. They should put that on The Ride with Norman Reedus." Seriously you should add it to your vocabulary now.

This is like an episode of The Ride with Norman Reedus

Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus with Norman Reedus

Main article: Norman Reedus & the Funky Fetus

Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus is widely regarded as the most influential videogame ever made. It came to creator Hideo Kojima in a shared sex dream with Mr. Reedus. The game is notable for inventing many concepts, such as the strand-type genre, mail-fu, covid 19, isolation, babies, the coarseness of sand, Mads Mikkelsen, 3D printing, time, Osamu Dazai's masterpiece Japanese novel No Longer Human, Conan O'Brien, women, reliable mail service, and being sad.

Norman Reedus is still trapped in the videogame. He might escape in the next one, we'll see.

Family with Norman Reedus

Norman Reedus has a son named Mingus Reedus. Thought you should know.