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* Special Ability: Limit Break
* Special Ability: Limit Break
** If you damage Unaki enough he does a big fuck off attack and you die
** If you damage Unaki enough he does a big fuck off attack and you die
=== <u>Eminem</u> ===
His name is Eminem and he likes to rap
Stats:
* Slim Shady: real
* Dr. Dre: dead
* Spaghetti: mom's

Revision as of 13:36, 22 July 2024

Inside of brain there is little guys

like this

What are Headmates?

Headmates are like little guys in your head. theyre kind of like pokemon you can catch them all. sometimes they are pokemon isnt that crazy


Fronting

Some headmates have access to an ability called "Fronting". Fronting is when one of the little guys has to pilot the meat mech. this can change your behavior and sometimes you dont notice it or some times other people dont. its kinda like in pokemon when you send out your pokemon. headmates are kinda like pokemon. sometimes they can be pokemon

Treatment

dont

List of Headmates

heres some headmates you can get:

Gaz

Gaz

Gaz Montielli is a wanted criminal in an alternate universe. He is considered extremely dangerous. If you see him, report him to the authorities.

Stats:

  • Attack: 8
  • Defense: 5
  • Jumping: 7
  • Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 6
  • Special Ability: Universal Travel
    • Gaz can utilize a unique ability that allows him to travel between universes. Upon death, which can occur unnaturally or once every 5-30 days, he will travel to a new universe.

Zack Fair

Zack

Zack is a headmate that was an actual guy once. He got shot and died and lives in someone else's head now.

Stats:

  • Attack: 10
  • Defense: 3
  • Gongaga: Me
  • Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 8
  • Special Ability: Crisis Core
    • At level 3, Zack can use the Crisis Core. This allows him to

Amelia

Amelia

Amelia isn't even a headmate anymore. She's a real person. She exists. Oh fuck, she's coming for me. You need to run. We need to RUN, HURRY, GET OUT OF HERE.

Stats:

  • Gaslight: 10
  • Gatekeep: 10
  • Girlboss: 10
  • Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 10
  • Special Ability: Targeted Horny
    • Amelia finds out your deepest darkest desires and makes you cum about it

Ajax

Ajax

Ajax is a silly little goober. he can't talk but he likes to play games and have fun

Stats:

  • Funny: 10
  • Silly: 9
  • gaming: 13
  • Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: I think someone would need to hold his hand
  • Special Ability: Groovy
    • Ajax does a funny dance

Keanu Reeves

Keanu

how did he get in there

Stats:

  • Breathtaking: yes
  • Combat: kung-fu
  • Wake: the fuck up samurai
  • Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 9
  • Special Ability: Small
    • Keanu is classified as a small character, meaning he can fit into small hatches to reach new areas

Alan Wake

Alan

If Alan Wake is your headmate you need to get him out of there, that is dangerous

Stats:

  • Alan Wake: 83
  • Alan Wake's American Nightmare: 76
  • Alan Wake 2: 89
  • Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 9 only if the IKEA is a murder site
  • Special Ability: Herald of Darkness
    • Alan plays a cool song and does a special dance

Unaki

Unaki

goggy

Stats:

  • Attack: Yes
  • Materia: 3 slots
  • Cheese: yes
  • Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 8
  • Special Ability: Limit Break
    • If you damage Unaki enough he does a big fuck off attack and you die

Eminem

His name is Eminem and he likes to rap

Stats:

  • Slim Shady: real
  • Dr. Dre: dead
  • Spaghetti: mom's