Awawi: Difference between revisions

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a awawi is a smol birdy... like a chicken but bigger... and it has... cute face and snoot. you should pet awawi every day, and any time you see them.

awawi important stuff

they hauve wings... and a thin neck, and they also have little hands... and they make chirping noises and have a lot of smarts and can go into space and shoot guns and fight good. they are NOT dumb and stupid and are SUPER GOOD at everything and you should always love and affection them.

weak spot

there is no weak spot, there is only the GOOD PLACES to pet... and if you pet them there they are NOT incapacitated just very happy... and they are absolutely not ever going to be your adorable little birdy no never could they do that even if it felt REALLY good.

society

there are awawi packs and they are like families but better, and they are all soft and fluffy and love to snuggle in piles and in beanbags and did i mention VERY SMART and they will kill you if you are not careful... and if you do not give them pats and snacks and lots of love ant attention and you pay them $200

good snacks

fruit... berries and like granola... chicken from kfc, or popeyes, thanksgiving turkey, beef, your chips, like sun chips... the harvest cheddar ones... granola, donettes, twinkie... blood pudding? maybe... uhhhhh lots of CANDY and circus peanuts and anise candies... give me- i mean AWAWI get the all of this. and hummus, shrimp, sushi, salmon, teriyaki sauce and tilapia and mmmmmmmmmm

pets and hugs

awawi are VERY GOOD at getting pets and hugs and are very cute and you love them very much

independence

if you keep awawi as a pet they will be soooooo mad... dont do it... even if they chirp happy like and snuggle with you and say they love you dont do it

dont read this

maybe if you keep me- i MEAN AWAWI as a pet its fine actully but we are PROUD and smart and you gotta be nice to them

third thing

awawi are the best, come give us a kiss

notable awawi

princess river
me
einaku
the pet one
you

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-== Will It Blend? ==
-Awawi belong in a blender. Just shove one of those fuckers in there and hit puree. Nice slushy of awawi for your drinking pleasure (tastes bad but you do it for the experience)
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