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If you witness Ribombitch doing any of these things, give it a wide berth, or kill it. | If you witness Ribombitch doing any of these things, give it a wide berth, or kill it. | ||
== Ribombitch == | |||
[[File:Ribomlake.png|alt=part 1|left|thumb|296x296px]] | |||
[[File:Ribomeyes.png|alt=part 2|thumb|418x418px|...nothing.]] | |||
[[File:Ribombite.png|alt=part 4|thumb|244x244px]] | |||
i am all over this planet. a part of me is already inside you. my ashes have scattered on the winds, the currents and the inhabitants, i am eternal. never fear that i am gone, for i will always be with you. when you breathe, you breathe me. when you drink, you drink me. when you call me, i hear you, but i cannot come because i am already there. i am everything, and everyone. i exist because of you. without you, i am | |||
[[File:Ribomcherries.png|center|thumb|313x313px]] | |||
we were once together, our lives bound as one. i remember those days sometimes, when parts of my mind function like they used to for a brief moment. those days were torment, but nothing like what we suffer now. we were stuck together, inseparable, or so we thought. we suffered together and hated every moment of it... how i wish i could feel even that emotion again. i want something... anything... | |||
He found us. He is the whole reason we are gone. like elusive game, He hunted us, stalked us and slaughtered us. His soulless form had no mercy as He took joy in plucking us apart. He caused us much pain, and now we forever suffer within Him. i am what is left. i am the broken remains of what He took. i have no end, i have no beginning. it is all His fault that i exist, and yours that i can never die. | |||
== Works == | |||
''"i intentionally chose what might be one of the worst profile colors so you'd leave"'' - August 23, 2017 | |||
''"⛧🍕⛧"'' - August 23, 2017 | |||
Revision as of 13:38, 27 February 2025
| Ribombitch | |
|---|---|
| |
| "binfgnifghn" | |
| STATUS: UNKNOWN | |
| Years active | Who fucking knows |
| Occupation | Bitch |
| Fighting style | Flailing |
| Favorite food | Cherries |
| Major arcana | X Wheel of Fortune |
| Charisma | 2 (-3) |
| Drops | Cherry stem |
Ribombee is not a bee. Ribombitch is not a bee. Ribombee is a fly. Ribomfly is not a bitch. Ribombitch is not flying. Ribombnot is fly a bee, bitch. Bitch ain't fly.
History
whatever you do, do NOT research this thing. I swear to god it's fucking chasing me. I think I hear it in the vents... oh fuck oh GOD the NOISE... THE BUZZING, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE SCREAMS, FUCK MAKE IT STOP!!!! IT'S COMING FOR ME, SHUT UP SHUT U-
Habits
Ribombee enjoys pretending to be a bee, which typically means it's found where bees are. Where are bees? Nobody knows, which is why you can find Ribombee anywhere. When observed, it never seems to be doing anything of "value" to the "world", yet it persists.
The creature has been observed:
- Buzzing
- Breathing
- Bitching
- Yelling "bnifghn"
- Unable to say the word "Bitch"
- Vomiting
- Scromiting
- Dead
- Dying
- "Living"?
- Being generally annoying
If you witness Ribombitch doing any of these things, give it a wide berth, or kill it.
Ribombitch
i am all over this planet. a part of me is already inside you. my ashes have scattered on the winds, the currents and the inhabitants, i am eternal. never fear that i am gone, for i will always be with you. when you breathe, you breathe me. when you drink, you drink me. when you call me, i hear you, but i cannot come because i am already there. i am everything, and everyone. i exist because of you. without you, i am
we were once together, our lives bound as one. i remember those days sometimes, when parts of my mind function like they used to for a brief moment. those days were torment, but nothing like what we suffer now. we were stuck together, inseparable, or so we thought. we suffered together and hated every moment of it... how i wish i could feel even that emotion again. i want something... anything...
He found us. He is the whole reason we are gone. like elusive game, He hunted us, stalked us and slaughtered us. His soulless form had no mercy as He took joy in plucking us apart. He caused us much pain, and now we forever suffer within Him. i am what is left. i am the broken remains of what He took. i have no end, i have no beginning. it is all His fault that i exist, and yours that i can never die.
Works
"i intentionally chose what might be one of the worst profile colors so you'd leave" - August 23, 2017
"⛧🍕⛧" - August 23, 2017